check these people out:

although don’t get mad at me if their blog absolutely sucks, not everyone is flawless like me.

Fuck the system.

Fuck the system.

talking with an online Verizon representative

  • Please hold for a Verizon Wireless sales representative to assist you with your order. Thank you for your patience.
  • You are now chatting with 'Heather'
  • Heather: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?
  • Me: is 4g fast enuf to stream porn
  • Heather: This is a professional chat and must be kept professional with the questions and statements.
  • Me: ok
  • Me: is 4g fast enough to stream exciting videos of the internet
  • Me: if you catch my drift
  • Heather: Yes, with Verizon you can stream videos from the internet. The 4G is a faster network.
  • Me: excellent
  • Me: my commute home just got a lot more exciting
  • Me: bye heather xoxo
Tags: chat lolz lol funny

CAN I TAKE YOU HOMMME???
I should be tweeting this instead.
—CAN I TAKE YOU HOME?? OPEN YOURSELF UP TO ME AND SURRRENNNDERR.

No one is up.

Boo.
I need to follow all you nocturnal folk.